I have seen a lot of lists detailing things people cannot live without, here I am with a list of things I can die without
- Homosexual relationship - not that I have anything against gay people, but I am not cut out for it. I do however support gay rights and even advocate same rights and recognition as people of heterogeneous orientation.
- Drugs and cigarettes - these two are a strict no. I only do alcohol and passive smoking, cant help that, can I?
- Sleep with my best friends wife/girlfriend- :) seriously no
- Vijay super scooter - caused too much grief
- Learn non-linear control theory,abstract algebra or Calculus
- Ditch a girl
- Goa university MCA entrance exam
- Sleep with the author - didnt know I was that bad :(
- Cheat somebody badly and see the suffer for food. - well software engineers are already doing this to some Americans..
- Get involved in terrorist activities.
- Eat live cockroaches or worms
- Be a quintessential Indian bahu
- Spread negative energy.
more to come....
Thanks to Ramesh V.B, Alreich Nachu, Divya and anonymous for contributing to this list.
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